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WARNING!
This is a politically incorrect website...
created by a flaming, heterosexual, Homo Sapien!

Ridiculous
Disclaimers:

Public Health Announcement!
The FDA has determined after costly and time consuming tests, that my diamonds do not contain fat, but are habit-forming and will require little rectangular warning labels.

Public Safety Announcement!
The U.S. Dept. of Transportation has determined after many costly and time consuming tests that my diamonds will not require airbags, but will have to be retrofitted with tiny, little seatbelts.

Public Legal Announcement!
The US Dept. of Justice has determined, after a costly and time consuming investigation, that this web site is full of subliminal messages craftily inserted to undermine your suspicions and buying resistance, but that none of it is Bill Clinton's fault.

 

Testimonials:

"Two fingers up!"
Siebert & Eskel

"A legend in his own mind!"
ex-wife

"When you told me I had strange genes, I thought you meant my Levi's!"
Ex-Daughter

"Wilson delivers an Oscar Mayer performance...a real weiner!"
Frank Beef, Service Deli

But wait! There's more...

"Take lots of lithium and call me in the morning!"
Dr. Rhonda, KRAP radio

"Your bucks stop here!"
Anonymous, unbiased, disinterested, bystander with absolutely no conflict of interest.

"Tastes good, less filling!"
Bigfoot

 

Frequently
 Asked Questions:

Q:

Where do Hiroshima and Kabul have in common?
A:
Nothing...
Yet.

Q:
Where do diamonds come from?
A:
New York City...
or maybe the diamond stork.

Q:
Is Janet Reno a man or a woman?
A:
Yes.

Q:
Will GotRox sell colored stones a s well as diamonds?
A:
Coming soon... "The Gem Reaper"

Q:
Finished Goods?
A:
Dazzling diamond studs and bracelets, exquisite fancy sapphire harlequin bracelets, and necklaces.

Q:
Is there anything on earth harder than diamond?
A:
Hillary Rodham Clinton.  

Q:
Where should women wear their GotRox diamonds?
A:
Everywhere, with the possible exception of their eyeballs and their spleens.

Q:
What shape engagement diamond should I present to my significant other?
A:
Most guys buy rounds because they're the least complicated. They have no corners or points and they're the most brilliant of all shapes and can easily be set in uncomplicated four or six prong mountings. They are, however, the most expensive.  Having said that though, women look at such things differently. Are their fingers long or short?  Do they taper?  What about knuckles?  Polls taken by the diamond industry have consistently show that a significant majority of women, having been presented rounds, would have preferred a fancy shape instead.  When I ask a guy to look at his hand, he stares at his palm unknowingly. A woman, however, will gaze intently at the back of her hand as she has since she was about four... when she first started figuring it out (Mommy, Daddy, Babies), and she sees wondrous things - love, devotion, family, hearth, and home. The essences of human civilizations' grand plan all wrapped up and symbolized in that little chunk of fashioned carbon. To a guy, it's just a means to an end.

Q:
Should I give my girlfriend a GotRox diamond after foreplay?
A:
No, after five-play.   

 Q:
Are there diamonds on the planet Mongo?
A:
Ask Janet Reno.

Q:
 Have you been consuming massive quantities of controlled substances?
A:
Only controlled grapes.

Q:
Why did you create GotRox?
A:
I'm tired of living in squalor beyond my means.

Q:
Is Bill Clinton the Anti-Christ?

A:
No. He's his lawyer.